FINS DOWN
Yo.. 1972 called
They said stop waitin'
(Fins down! Fins down!)
No winnin' culture, that's the diagnosis
QB play unpredictable, that's not a hypothesis
Rebuild the roster, tear it down, rebuild it all again
Same cycle every season, that's the story, that's the trend
Y'all know who this is, and I'm right on time, as usual
Fifty-plus years and the trophy case is bare
Y'all got a fish for a mascot, that's only fair
'Cause every big December, watch the whole team fold
Same story every year, it's gettin' kinda old
Got a cousin bet his whole check on a Dolphins cover
Now he livin' with his mama, still ain't found another
Got a homie parlayed Tua for a hundred grand
Lost it in the fourth quarter, boy could barely stand
Whole city goin' broke chasin' that Miami dream
Bookies love this team more than the fans on the screen
'Cause you can set your watch to it, you already know
Bet the Dolphins, kiss your rent goodbye, watch it go
They suck, they suck, hey hey, they suck (fins down!)
Ain't never winnin' one, no luck, no luck (fins down!)
Perfect season '72, that's the only banner they got
Fifty years of "next year" and next year's always not
They suck, they suck, hey hey, they suck (fins down!)
Miami gon' Miami, that's just how they roll, they suck!
Every offseason "this the year" they always claim
New coach, new QB, still the same old shame
Playoffs come around, watch 'em disappear
Y'all got aqua and orange and fifty years of tears
Sportsbooks throwin' Dolphins props up every single week
'Cause they know the city gon' bite, know the city weak
Got a whole group chat still owin' from last season
DoorDash off, lights off, all for the same reason
Somebody's baby daddy still ain't paid the rent
'Cause he had the Dolphins plus the under, watched it go and went
Fifty years of heartbreak turned to fifty years of debt
Miami got the whole town chasin' a bet they'll never get
They suck, they suck, hey hey, they suck (fins down!)
Ain't never winnin' one, no luck, no luck (fins down!)
Perfect season '72, that's the only banner they got
Fifty years of "next year" and next year's always not
They suck, they suck, hey hey, they suck (fins down!)
Miami gon' Miami, that's just how they roll, they suck!
R.I.P. Shula, the trophy's dusty and alone
Y'all been rebuildin' since before I had a phone
Keep the tank top on and keep watchin' from the beach
'Cause a Lombardi in Miami stays out of reach
Call up the #1 Dolphin Hater, let him get a verse in too
He been countin' every ring they don't have since '72
And all respect to Marino, greatest arm to ever play the game
Threw for all them yards and still ain't got a ring to his name
Not his fault, he's a legend, man deserved so much better
Miami couldn't get it done, not even for the greatest ever
Fins down! (they suck!)
Fins down! (no luck!)
Maybe next year, nah, we already know (fins down!)
Never winnin' one, that's the truth, let it go
Wrong Kind of Honest
She said "baby talk to me, open up your heart"
I said "funny you should ask, guess where I'll start"
She wanted deeper feelings, a little less guessin'
I gave her a headline she wasn't expecting
Oh I opened up alright, laid it all out bare
Now she's throwin' my suitcase down the stairs
She asked for communication, I brought the whole report
Turns out "honesty" wasn't what she was lookin' for
I said "you want transparency? Here's the deal"
"My girlfriend's been trippin', it's a whole ordeal"
She just stood there blinkin', coffee mug mid-air
I said "see? This is me, openin' up, I swear"
Now let me set the scene, paint the whole affair
Girlfriend's callin' twice a day, actin' like I'm not there
Sendin' me these paragraphs, readin' way too much
Into a text I sent her just to say "good luck"
I told my wife "she's spiralin', it's honestly a lot"
Wife said "WHAT girlfriend." Oh. Right. I forgot
That was information she did NOT have before
Guess communication's got a learning curve, y'all
Oh I opened up alright, laid it all out bare
Now she's throwin' shit at me, it ain't fair
She asked for communication, I brought the whole report
Turns out "honesty" wasn't what she was lookin' for
Some things you keep between you and the void
Some grenades you don't just casually deploy
Lesson learned the hardest way there is
Not every truth's a gift, sometimes it's just... this
The one person I thought I could trust with my business
Turned out to be the judge, jury, and witness
So if your wife says "talk to me, don't do it"
Read the room, my friend, before you begin
'Cause I opened up alright, man, did I ever
And tonight I'm sleepin' on the couch forever
My Timeline
Yo, I open the app for the news, I swear
Somebody explain to me why it's never there
I open up the app just to check the time of day
Twenty minutes later I forgot what I opened it to see
I ain't follow nobody like that, I ain't search for it neither
It just show up like clockwork, like the algorithm's a believer
Scroll past a headline, scroll right by a friend's baby pic
Next thing I know it's a whole page of stuff I ain't ask for, quick
I ain't complainin' on purpose, I'm genuinely confused
Why is all these asses and titties in my timeline, I'm bemused
Why is all these asses and titties in my timeline (in my timeline)
I didn't type it, didn't search it, algorithm out here designin'
My whole life around what it think I secretly desire
I'm just tryna read the news and the feed is on fire
Why is all this asses and titties in my timeline
I ain't even mad, I'm just confused, that's the headline
My girl walk by while I'm scrollin, I flip it like it's work
I said "it just showed up" she said "boy don't even smirk"
She said "the app know what you like" I said "I ain't tell it nothin"
She said "you don't gotta tell it, it already know somethin"
Everybody got the same story, everybody got the same feed
Nobody asked for this, but here it is, guaranteed
I ain't the only one confused, don't act like you ain't too
Whole world askin' the same question "why is this app doin' what it do"
Why is all this asses and titties in my timeline (in my timeline)
I didn't type it, didn't search it, algorithm out here designin'
My whole life around what it think I secretly desire
I'm just tryna read the news and the feed is on fire
Why is all this asses and titties in my timeline
I ain't even mad, I'm just confused, that's the headline
Tried to set a screen time limit, tried to change the settings too
App said "recommended for you" I said "I never asked for you"
They engineered this thing to read my mind before I do
I just wanted the news, man, how'd we get to this outcome, too
So if you scrollin' late at night and askin' the same thing
Just know you ain't alone, the whole world askin' what it means
Why is all this asses and titties in my timeline
I don't got an answer, I just know it happens every time
The Glitch in My Heart
I searched the whole world, every corner, every street
Swiped through a thousand faces just to find the one that's sweet
My mother said "be patient" my therapist said "grow"
Then you liked my dumb comment and, baby, I just know
You're not perfect, no, you snore like a freight train
You steal the blankets, you complain about the rain
But when you laugh at my jokes that nobody else gets
I forget every heartbreak, every one of my regrets
You're the glitch in my heart, the bug I won't fix
The one weird ingredient in my whole life's mix
Every love song ever written, every poet, every bard
Wrote it all for someone, turns out, it was hard
'Til I found you standing there, ordinary and true
Now the whole world's a love song, and it's singing about you
You eat my leftover fries without ever asking
You caught me singing in the shower, didn't stop me, just kept laughing
I'm no prince on a white horse, I'm a guy who forgets the time
But you make Tuesday feel like Paris, and bad days feel like rhyme
You're not perfect, you say "fine" when you mean the opposite
You reorganize my closet and call it a "gift"
But when your hand finds mine in a crowded, noisy place
The whole room disappears, there's just your face
You're the glitch in my heart, the bug I won't fix
The one weird ingredient in my whole life's mix
Every love song ever written, every poet, every bard
Wrote it all for someone, turns out, it was hard
'Til I found you standing there, ordinary and true
Now the whole world's a love song, and it's singing about you
They say love's a mystery, some ancient, cosmic art
I say it's just you, laughing, with ketchup on your heart
No poem, no equation, no algorithm's ever known
The way you make a house, any house, feel like home
So here's to imperfect, here's to messy, here's to real
Here's to falling slow and fast and however love should feel
You're the glitch in my heart, the bug I'll never fix
The best mistake, the sweetest of all tricks
Every love song ever written, every poet, every bard
They were all just practicing, writing the easy part
This is the hard part, this is the true, true view
Every love song from now on will just be about you
So yeah, you steal my hoodies, you steal my fries, you're always, always late
But I'd pick you in every language, every accent, every state
Translate this however you want, the meaning stays the same
It's you. It's always been you
That's the whole refrain.
Glitch In My Heart (R&B Mix)
I searched the whole world, every corner, every street
Swiped through a thousand faces just to find the one that's sweet
My mother said "be patient" my therapist said "grow"
Then you liked my dumb comment and, baby, I just know
You're not perfect, no, you snore like a freight train
You steal the blankets, you complain about the rain
But when you laugh at my jokes that nobody else gets
I forget every heartbreak, every one of my regrets
You're the glitch in my heart, the bug I won't fix
The one weird ingredient in my whole life's mix
Every love song ever written, every poet, every bard
Wrote it all for someone, turns out, it was hard
'Til I found you standing there, ordinary and true
Now the whole world's a love song, and it's singing about you
You eat my leftover fries without ever asking
You caught me singing in the shower, didn't stop me, just kept laughing
I'm no prince on a white horse, I'm a guy who forgets the time
But you make Tuesday feel like Paris, and bad days feel like rhyme
You're not perfect, you say "fine" when you mean the opposite
You reorganize my closet and call it a "gift"
But when your hand finds mine in a crowded, noisy place
The whole room disappears, there's just your face
You're the glitch in my heart, the bug I won't fix
The one weird ingredient in my whole life's mix
Every love song ever written, every poet, every bard
Wrote it all for someone, turns out, it was hard
'Til I found you standing there, ordinary and true
Now the whole world's a love song, and it's singing about you
They say love's a mystery, some ancient, cosmic art
I say it's just you, laughing, with ketchup on your heart
No poem, no equation, no algorithm's ever known
The way you make a house, any house, feel like home
So here's to imperfect, here's to messy, here's to real
Here's to falling slow and fast and however love should feel
You're the glitch in my heart, the bug I'll never fix
The best mistake, the sweetest of all tricks
Every love song ever written, every poet, every bard
They were all just practicing, writing the easy part
This is the hard part, this is the true, true view
Every love song from now on will just be about you
So yeah, you steal my hoodies, you steal my fries, you're always, always late
But I'd pick you in every language, every accent, every state
Translate this however you want, the meaning stays the same
It's you. It's always been you
That's the whole refrain.
Doctor Of My Heart (R&B Mix)
This one's for you
Late nights with the books spread out
Doom scrolling till you knock out
Every paper, every test you'd pass
Building something built to last
I watched you carry the weight alone
Still made time to bring us home
A hard worker's love, that's what you are
Now look at you, you're going far
And they said it wouldn't come easy
Said the road would test your faith
But hard work pays off
Hard work pays off
I watched you prove it every day
Doctor of my heart, leader of this house
You wear that title but you never boast about it
From nurse to leader, dreamer to done
Trice, my love, look what you've become
Three hearts, one love, a family we made
Every sacrifice, every price you paid
I see it all, and I'm still amazed
Doctor of my heart, for all your days
One was yours before we met
One was mine, no regrets
Then we made one more, our own
Three kids who call us home
One's not under our roof each night
But she's woven into our life
Distance never made her less
Love don't measure by address
Now on her day off, don't call her phone
She on a mission, she ain't home
Ross, then Marshalls, then TJ Maxx
Running the circuit, that's a fact
Fifteen bags for twenty dollars
Tags still on from last October
Girl got more clearance than the store
I love you baby, but no more. (nah, get it all)
Doctor of my heart, leader of this house
You wear that title but you never boast about it
From nurse to leader, dreamer to done
Baby, my love, look what you've become
Three hearts, one love, a family we made
Every sacrifice, every price you paid
I see it all, and I'm still amazed
Doctor of my heart, for all your days
Hard work pays off, look at you now
Bargain hunter, Trice, my queen somehow
I'll be right here through it all.
Doctor Of My Heart (Neo-Soul Mix)
I watched you plant that seed
Late nights with the books spread out
Matcha cold, but you never doubt
Every paper, every test you'd pass
Building something built to last
I watched you carry the weight alone
Still made time to bring us home
A hard worker's love, that's what you are
Now look at you, you're going far
And they said it wouldn't come easy
Said the road would test your faith
But hard work pays off
Hard work pays off
I watched you prove it every day
Doctor of my heart, leader of this house
You wear that title but you never boast about it
From nurse to leader, dreamer to done
Trice, my love, look what you've become
Three hearts, one love, a family we made
Every sacrifice, every price you paid
I see it all, and I'm still amazed
Doctor of my heart, for all your days
One was yours before we met
One was mine, no regrets
Then we made one more, our own
Three kids who call us home
One's not under our roof each night
But she's woven into our life
Distance never made her less
Love don't measure by address
They said the dream was too far gone
But you woke up before the sun
And every hour that you put in
Is why we're standing here right now
Doctor of my heart, leader of this house
You wear that title but you never boast about it
From nurse to leader, dreamer to done
Trice, my love, look what you've become
Three hearts, one love, a family we made
Every sacrifice, every price you paid
I see it all, and I'm still amazed
Doctor of my heart, for all your days
Love of my life, my queen
Everything you've built, everything you mean
Hard work pays off, look at you now
I'll be right here through it all.
Doctor Of My Heart (R&B Love Ballad)
They say the harvest comes to those who wait
I watched you plant that seed
Late nights with the books spread out
Coffee cold, but you never doubt
Every paper, every test you'd pass
Building something built to last
I watched you carry the weight alone
Still made time to bring us home
A hard worker's love, that's what you are
Now look at you, you're going far
And they said it wouldn't come easy
Said the road would test your faith
But hard work pays off
Hard work pays off
I watched you prove it every day
Doctor of my heart, leader of this house
You wear that title but you never boast about it
From nurse to leader, dreamer to done
Tree-see, my love, look what you've become
Three kids, one love, a family we made
Every sacrifice, every price you paid
I see it all, and I'm still amazed
Doctor of my heart, for all your days
One was yours before we met
One was mine, no regrets
Then we made one of our own
Now three under one roof, one home
You held it down when I was weak
Chased your dream while raising three
PhD in leading, but baby you led me first
Showed me what real love is worth
Lead: They said the dream was too far gone
Choir: (Too far)
Lead: But you woke up
Choir: (Before the sun)
Lead: And every hour that you put in
Choir: (Hard work)
Lead: Is why we're standing here right now!
Doctor of my heart, leader of this house
You wear that title but you never boast about it!
From nurse to leader, dreamer to done
My love, look what you've become!
Three kids, one love, a family we made
Every sacrifice, every price you paid
I see it all, and I'm still amazed
Doctor of my heart, for all your days!